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Shades of a young Ron Howard...

 

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Reminds me of the first time I went to fish White's Pool in Smith Town near the Bull about 20 years ago. Very small pond that holds trout in the winter. Lots of fly fishermen go there.

So I wade in & there's 4 fly guys working the pool. Of course this makes me self conscientious. I mean these guys are Master fishermen (or so I've always been told). They're out there wiping their polls back & forth A making perfect arched casts every time. Seem to be Dropping them exactly where they want them to drop.

Me?
No fly rod. Using an ultra light set up with an ultra light spinning reel.

Now I don't want to embarrass myself nor do I want to look like a newbie.
So I puts me trout worm (yeah - I'm using bait - they're using flies - strike 1) on the hook & very nonchalantly cock my arm back for my first cast.
Of course I didn't pay attention to the fact that I was standing under an out stretched tree limb.

Yeph.
1st cast goes into the tree branch over my head.


And hangs up in the branch.


Now I've got 4 fly rodders , all beginning to laugh watching me trying to free my line. The harder I tug the more the hook sticks in the branch.

Eventually I cut the line & with my tail & equipment - slunk outta there.

 

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:
“Hello!”

WOMAN:
“Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN:
“Yes.”

WOMAN:
“I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It is only $2,000;

is it OK to buy it?”

MAN:
“Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN:
“I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN:
“How much?”

WOMAN:
“$90,000.”

MAN:
“Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN:
“Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house

I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000. for it.”

MAN:
“Well then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it.

If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s really what you want.”

WOMAN:
OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN:
“Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,
mouths wide open.

Then he turns and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

 

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Apparently posted by Don Jr. saying "We have a winner!"

 

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[Old Mud]

Those really don't look like fake hands !! Just saying.

 

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