Back in the 1940's Carnation Milk had a contest for an advertising slogan. They couldn't use the winner but it was so good they gave the woman the prize money anyway.
"Carnation Milk is best of all, / No tits to pull, no hay to haul, / No buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, / Just poke a...
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