DOH WTF just happened thread/Epic fails

[JackPrintMD]

theres Green Slime at the water line, ( slipping, steep grade, heavy load ) it looks like that fellow maybe owner /oper and he ran out of truck during the slide. he may have been soaking wet if he did, but had enough time to change clothes somewhere... GREEN SLIME aka Solent Green... cellie...

Yes, Some of those launches can be like an ice skating pond.

Oooops.

 

[JoeBfishing]

Is that the truck Wader got such a great deal on?

 

[JackPrintMD]

No, he has a Colorado, slip slider in the vid is a Z.

 

[JoeBfishing]

Oh good.

 

[CELLFISH]

how in God's Name did he do that??

I like how the windsheid wipers were going & his emergency lights were flashing. Why was the rear wheel locked up?

water shorted out da circuts... cellie...

 

[JoeBfishing]

C’mon Cellie...he had on his flashers while backing up the boat on the ramp, the wipers turn on automatically when the sensors feel moisture and the wheels locked up because it was in park prior to sliding in the drink. Sheeesh shorted out the circuits?

 

[cany]

C’mon Cellie...he had on his flashers while backing up the boat on the ramp, the wipers turn on automatically when the sensors feel moisture and the wheels locked up because it was in park prior to sliding in the drink. Sheeesh shorted out the cirrus?

Whats cirrus?

 

[JoeBfishing]

I don’t know, ask her?

 

[cany]

I don’t know, ask her?

Ok as usual your making no sense

 

[wader]

Open Hatch Nearly Sunk India's New $3 Billion Nuclear Missile Submarine

It isn't hard to sink a submarine, it would seem.

The modern submarine is not a simple machine. A loss of propulsion, unexpected flooding, or trouble with reactors or weapons can doom a sub crew to a watery grave.

Also, it’s a good idea to, like, close the hatches before you dive.

Call it a lesson learned for the Indian navy, which managed to put the country’s first nuclear-missile submarine, the $2.9 billion INS Arihant, out of commission in the most boneheaded way possible.The Hindu reported yesterday that the Arihant has been out of commission since suffering “major damage” some 10 months ago, due to what a navy source characterized as a “human error” — to wit: allowing water to flood to sub’s propulsion compartment after failing to secure one of the vessel’s external hatches.

 

[JoeBfishing]

Ok as usual your making no sense

Everybody else knew what I was saying. Have another...???

 

[CELLFISH]

Whats cirrus?

that’s Spanish for circuits... cellie...
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[cany]

 

[CELLFISH]

 

[Roccus7]

And not even close to absolute zero...

 

[Old Mud]

Sometimes a . means everything. As in 49 Million or 4.9 Million.


Oh crap im loosing it im Goinawork.

 

[CELLFISH]

 

[Fluke Whisperer]

We only get to see the aftermath, how in the h3ll did it get in the water?

 

[cany]

We only get to see the aftermath, how in the h3ll did it get in the water?

Thats the mystery

 

[Roccus7]

Someone needs to practice their sexy, wet hair flips...