Its Hot

[CELLFISH]

John, and you’re not all that far behind me.

Believe me John, I feel it... cellie...????

 

[WhatKnot]

Believe me John, I feel it... cellie...????

By the way, you’re interfering with my ‘Me Time’

 

[CELLFISH]

Enjoy, need some beef onda side... cellfish... ????

 

[CELLFISH]

Montauks da place to be...

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[WhatKnot]

Give me a break, it’s 9:30.

 

[WhatKnot]

Hope ConEd hangs on there.

 

[Roccus7]

As with any good satire, there are elements of truth in this blurb from Maine's version of The Onion...

Hottest Temps of 2019 Prompt Maine’s Dads to Work on Their Woodpiles Posted: 20 Jul 2019 01:11 PM PDT Statewide – While much of the United States is in the grips of a heatwave, thousands of dads in Maine believe conditions are ideal for splitting and stacking wood. “It’s the weekend and for once I got nothing else to do, nothing’s good on TV and there’s no holidays coming up,” said Maine dad Peter Levesque of Bethel. “Wood’s not going to stack itself.” “All them unsplit logs have been driving me about crazy, so today’s the day they finally get taken care of.” Gerry Smith of Houlton shares Levesque’s views on splitting, and neatly stacking, his enormous woodpile today rather than a different weekend. “Might rain next Saturday for all I know. I’m not working outside in that,” Smith said. “Sure, it’s hot today, but come February we’ll be begging for a day like today,” said Machias dad Rick Maker. “Might just as well get things started sooner rather than later,” he added. With severe heat advisories across much of the state today, Maine’s sons and daughters say they aren’t surprised at the overwhelming urgency of Maine’s fathers for tending the woodpile. “He picks the hottest day of the summer just so he can tell everyone down to the store about how he worked stacking wood on the hottest day of the summer,” said Jennifer Thierault of Caribou. Thierault said her father is planning to wait until a day when the forecast calls for 100% chance of afternoon rain to bale and stack hay “so he can tell everyone how fast we had to chuck the bales on the trailer to get ahead of the rain.” The woodpile Levesque is working on today is for wood he plans to burn in the winter of 2024. “Don’t want to fall behind,” he said.

 

[Old Mud]

OMG , Funny as hell. Yesterday i was out there at Breezy's and we felled 3 big ones. Trimmed, hauled out and cut up and stacked. Doing none today because someone said it was going to be Hot.

I really didn't realize it was so hot until i drove back to the ranch. (My heater has been stuck on since April).

 

[Chevy1]

I’m definitely staying indoors today except to pick some veggies now and move the sprinkler around

 

[wader]

ONANCOCK, VA

as of 8:58 am EDT

87°
SUNNY
feels like 100°
H 97° / L 81°
UV Index 2 of 10
Humidity 63%

@ 8:58 in the morning!!!?!??!! Feels like 100?!?!!?!?

What the hell is it gonna feel like when it hit the high of 97?????!??????!?????!

 

[cany]

My truck mirror said 108 when I left work yesterday

 

[Chevy1]

Only have it in bedroom and thats where Im off too now

Buy another for the living room they ain’t that expensive .

 

[Chevy1]

 

[wader]

 

[MOJOE]

Hope ConEd hangs on there.

whatknot so far so good ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ><))):>
><))):>

 

[MOJOE]

ONANCOCK, VA

as of 8:58 am EDT

87°
SUNNY
feels like 100°
H 97° / L 81°
UV Index 2 of 10
Humidity 63%

@ 8:58 in the morning!!!?!??!! Feels like 100?!?!!?!?

What the hell is it gonna feel like when it hit the high of 97?????!??????!?????!

wader VERY HOT ?????,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ><))):>
><))):>

 

[PropellerJohnII]

whatknot so far so good ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ><))):>
><))):>

melting here by LNB already, no breeze.???

 

[wader]

ONANCOCK, VA

as of 11:44 am EDT

93°
SUNNY
feels like 110°
H 96° / L 81°
UV Index 9 of 10

 

[Roccus7]

ROTFFLMFAO!!! What a bunch of whiners, the same group, with the exception of Cany, who'll be whining in the winter when the temps get lower than 20.

It's summer and it's hot out. Am I missing something important and novel here???

So in the interest of providing a cheese of a quality commensurate with the quality of the whining in this thread, I present you the following cheese product...

 

[cany]

Buy another for the living room they ain’t that expensive .

I might but the heat wave will be gone soon