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[Old Mud]

I would much rather get dumped by Taylor then get the Coronavirus.


Yeah, any day. I wouldn't even mind if she dumped me Several times.

 

[WhatKnot]

 

[Roccus7]

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That is SO FRIGGIN TRUE!!!!!

 

[capspackle]

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Franky isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Franky says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Franky says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Franky asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Franky says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

 

[capspackle]

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick."

 

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[WhatKnot]

 

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[JackPrintMD]

That’s hysterical.... not during Lent though.
Day 12.....ooohfah

 

[movetheboat]

That is SO FRIGGIN TRUE!!!!!

 

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[jpd]

 

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[WhatKnot]

 

[wader]

 

[Roccus7]

 

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