Add this to the long list of "WTF would anyone live in FL?"

[Roccus7]

12-foot alligator found in newly built Florida home ahead of open house​

March 30, 2022 9:05pm


12-foot alligator found in newly built Florida home ahead of open house

Just when you thought Florida’s housing market couldn’t get any scarier.

A worker putting the finishing touches on a new Fort Myers-area home this month discovered a gigantic 12-foot alligator loitering in the master bedroom, according to the Miami Herald.

A window blind installer spotted the reptile and hastily called professional trappers to remove it.

Video taken at the residence in Babcock Ranch — where houses fetch upwards of $1.5 million apiece — show two men straining to yank the gator out of the home with a rope.

The agitated reptile can be seen rolling over several times during the struggle before finally being removed.
Project manager Matthew Goodwin told McClatchy News that the alligator was likely looking for some indoor warmth during a stretch of cold weather and became trapped.

The reptile put up a good fight, rolling over several times during the struggle to remove him from the house. Getty Images

Goodwin said the reptile made sure to sample every nook and cranny in the home before settling on the master bedroom.

“He went into every room and his mark,” Goodwin said, according to the outlet.

 

[live bait]

Possible he was looking for MOJOE?.........John

 

[Roccus7]

Possible he was looking for MOJOE?.........John

I did consider that, along with the Contractor wanting to leave the new owners a housewarming gift of suitcases, shoes and handbags, along with a something for the grill???

Of course if @MOJOE did find that gator, and he used his fish ruler to measure, damn thing would have been reported as long as a school bus...

 

[MOJOE]

I did consider that, along with the Contractor wanting to leave the new owners a housewarming gift of suitcases, shoes and handbags, along with a something for the grill???

Of course if @MOJOE did find that gator, and he used his fish ruler to measure, damn thing would have been reported as long as a school bus...

??? hahaha roccus,,,,,,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,hey we are going to live here ,,,,,,,,,,, ><)))):>
><)))):>

 

[Old Mud]

??? hahaha roccus,,,,,,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,hey we are going to live here ,,,,,,,,,,, ><)))):>
><)))):>

Well Joe if you and Maurene catch all the fish in any given lake and everyone keeps their dogs and cats in the house. Well they have to find food somewhere.

Oh btw, They do taste GOOD, way better than chicken.

 

[MOJOE]

Well Joe if you and Maurene catch all the fish in any given lake and everyone keeps their dogs and cats in the house. Well they have to find food somewhere.

Oh btw, They do taste GOOD, way better than chicken.

well said my friend,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ><)))):>
><))):>

 

[JackPrintMD]

I would be Proud to live in FLA as MoJoe’s neighbor.

 

[JackPrintMD]

But not this guy

 

[CELLFISH]

But not this guy

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You ain’t got em on Long Island…

 

[JackPrintMD]

You ain’t got em on Long Island…

I havent seen anyone with a doo like that chewin on straw dipped in Meth around here……

Have You?

 

[CELLFISH]

I havent seen anyone with a doo like that chewin on straw dipped in Meth around here……

Have You?

no ?

 

[MOJOE]

I would be Proud to live in FLA as MoJoe’s neighbor.

whats so funny cellfish ? ,,,,,,,,,,,i would love jack to be our neighbor down here ,,,,we will have fun in the sun ,, jack one day you and mary come for a visit ,,, ><)))):>