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[Old Mud]

Amazingly, I was able to land a job at the local Walmart as a greeter. I thought it would be a great way to earn a little play money.. Unfortunately the job lasted 1 day.
I was at the grocery door in the morning and things were going fine, until this one rather mean looking woman came in with two kids who were pushing and tugging the whole way. She was yelling obscenities' at them to quit messing around in a rather loud voice.
I said " Good Morning, Welcome to Walmart. What cute kids you have, are they twins?"
She looked up from the kids and almost screamed, " NO they're not twins, your either blind or stupid, ones 9 and the other is 7."
Before she was able to pass me I told her " No mam, I'm not blind or stupid, I couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice..."
The manager overheard this and told me that I'm not cut out for this kind of work.

 

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