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[Roccus7]

Living life on the edge...

 

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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You always feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes
out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the
toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

 

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Living life on the edge...

My admirals not on the site...refuses to join anything that accepts me as a member...da witch!!

 

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[Roccus7]

My admirals not on the site...refuses to join anything that accepts me as a member...da witch!!

Love it!! A true believer of "The Groucho Paradigm"!!!

 

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[JoeBfishing]

 

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[Roccus7]

PRICELESS!!!

 

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