This vintage TV commercial has been stuck in my brain since the '80s. It absolutely fractured me, and I've always been trying to use the power of the Internet to see it again.
I've tried to find it, literally for decades. I was having a conversation with Avenger Jr. describing it and the impression it made. Fifteen minutes later he comes back and says "It's on YouBoob." And sure enough it is:
In my defense, it was only uploaded two months ago.
Still cracks me up.