Grandparents

The Roccus Rules for Grandparents.

  1. Grandchildren are the gift you get for not killing your children during the teen years...

  2. Grandchildren are the most sublime revenge for you on your children...

  3. If you child calls you to complain the kids say they like you better, you're doing it right...
Congrats to you and the Misses Mikey!!

Is the baby going to be in Maine so we'll see you up here more often?
 
The Roccus Rules for Grandparents.

  1. Grandchildren are the gift you get for not killing your children during the teen years...

  2. Grandchildren are the most sublime revenge for you on your children...

  3. If you child calls you to complain the kids say they like you better, you're doing it right...
Congrats to you and the Misses Mikey!!

Is the baby going to be in Maine so we'll see you up here more often?
Yes sir
 
Best Grandchild Fishing Story - A few years ago I was out mackerel fishing with my two granddaughters and their "caretaker", my son. We had a good bite going and when a boat passed and asked how the fishing was, one of the girls proudly said "We're catching 'mack-er-al'!!!"

My son, beaten into submission of "Omerta" while striper fishing was horrified and quietly said to me, "That OK?" "Oh yeah with macks it's fine, but when she starts bass fishing with us she'll get the 'Cone of Silence' Lecture. If she yaps after that talk, then overboard she goes if she blabs!!"
 
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