the "Headline That Caught My Attention or the WTF" thread

Thinking he didn't purposely total his $209K car. Next headline, huge litigation against Bentley...

Bentley in Border Bridge Crash Was a Luxury Car Packed With Power

The 2022 Flying Spur could reach 60 miles per hour in four seconds. The couple who died inside were business owners from a town near Niagara Falls, N.Y.
 
Did CNN show you this on J6?


New graphic video has surfaced apparently showing Rosanne Boyland was beaten with a rod by USCP Officers while lying lifeless on the ground on January 6.
This was the other unarmed women murdered. The only two actual deaths at the capital on that day.




Boyland's family has been denied her full autopsy report by the DC Medical Examiner’s office and The Department of Justice.
 
Well now add "Interest Rates" to the list of things that include Taxes that the USA is an "Rank Amateur" at on the global level. No matter how bad we may think things are, it's always a crap load worse on the other side of the border...

Turkey Raises Interest Rates to 40 Percent to Tame Runaway Inflation

The country’s central bank increased rates by 5 percentage points in an attempt to deal with the soaring cost of household necessities and the devaluing of the lira.
 
Another! Wonder if he was in Epsteins black book client list.
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BuzzFeed takes down article about journalist hit with child pornography charges

Wait what?


He’s history.
 
"They", and this is the correct pronoun for this lobster, has a name now!!

Rare lobster found in Maine is 2 genders and 2 colors

The online sensation has been named ’Bowie’ by fans, after rocker David Bowie.

A rare dual-color and dual-gender lobster has become a curiosity and a sensation since being captured this month off the coast of Maine.

Internet fans have named the two-toned crustacean “Bowie,” after the late rocker David Bowie who famously blurred gender lines and had two different eye colors.


Jacob Knowles, a Maine lobsterman, said he was fascinated after his friend caught Bowie in mid-November, and he began featuring the unusual lobster in videos on his Instagram and TikTok accounts, which together have more than 3 million followers.

“This is the coolest lobster I’ve ever seen,” Knowles, 30, said in the first video he shared of Bowie. “Never seen one like it; never heard of one like it.”

People were immediately intrigued.

The colorful crustacean is split 50-50 from head to tail into halves of red and bright blue.

According to the University of Maine’s Lobster Institute, split-color lobsters are about one in 50 million. These two-toned lobsters are often also gynandromorphs — an organism that has male and female characteristics — with one color displaying male traits and the other displaying female traits.

Bowie’s genders and colors are genetic anomalies caused by embryo mutations.

“They can both occur separately or together,” explained Alex Ascher, a marine biologist at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Falmouth, Mass. “They’re two separate conditions that are both rare.”

Despite Bowie’s multicolored shell, if the crustacean were to be cooked, “it would turn red like any other lobster,” said Ascher, explaining that lobsters (and other crustaceans) have a pigment called astaxanthin in their shells, which reacts to heat.

American lobsters, in general, are a range of colors – including shades of blue, green, brown, orange and red. A lobster’s color is determined by genetics and nutrition.

In Bowie’s case, the blue side is male, and the red side is female, Knowles said, noting that the size and stiffness of the upper swimmerets – which are abdominal limbs on crustaceans – are one indication of gender.

“That’s the most obvious,” Knowles said.

The tail, he said, is another indicator. While a female’s tail will flare out on the bottom to hold eggs, a male’s will taper in.

“You can clearly see that one side of the tail is a female and the other side is a male,” said Knowles, who is a fifth-generation lobsterman, and has been fishing since he was seven.

A few years ago, Knowles started sharing on social media snippets of his life and work. To his delight, people were captivated.

“The lobster industry in general is very old-fashioned and has overall had a pretty low presence on social media,” he said. “I think I was just able to make a connection with people.”

When he called out to his followers, asking for name suggestions for the split-shade, split-gender lobster, people promptly delivered.

Although Knowles’s personal favorite was “50 Percent” – a nod to the rapper 50 Cent – TikTok users preferred someone’s idea to call the crustacean “Bowie.”

“There were a few good ones in there,” Knowles said of the name suggestions.

Scientists have also taken note of the rare find.

“This is the third one I’ve heard about in maybe the last 15 to 20 years or so,” said Christopher Tudge, a biology professor at American University who has been studying crustaceans for three decades.

“Nature is full of exceptions and weird stuff like this,” Tudge said, adding that Bowie’s condition is “still exceedingly rare.”

Knowles initially kept Bowie in a temporary cage in the ocean, but after a recent storm, he decided to move the crustacean to a large tank in his garage “to make sure the lobster stays alive,” he said. “It’s almost like a pet lobster at this point.”

“Our plan now is to keep watching it and see if it can develop eggs,” Knowles said.

Scientists say that’s highly unlikely — if not impossible.

“With this lobster, I don’t see functionally how it would be capable of self-fertilization,” Ascher said.

Female lobster eggs are fertilized when a male lobster pierces a female lobster’s abdomen and deposits his sperm, Ascher said. The female can then carry the sperm for up to two years, and she decides when to fertilize her eggs using the sperm.

Bowie’s eggs could, in theory, get fertilized with the help of another lobster, but even if that were to happen, Bowie would likely still shed those eggs.

“It might be possible, but it is very unlikely for a gynandromorph to successfully reproduce,” Ascher said.

Still, Knowles is excited to see what Bowie’s future holds. He said he plans to eventually place the lobster at an aquarium or back in the wild.

And, of course, he will continue to chronicle the lobster’s tale online, so fans can stay in the loop.

“I think ongoing stories that people can follow are refreshing,” Knowles said. “I knew people would find it interesting.”
 

Police Cast a Dragnet for 10,000 Stolen Doughnuts

A woman thought she was stealing a van. She got thousands of doughnuts as well.

Reader, please select your own corny first line for this article:

1. Talk about a sticky-fingered thief!
2. It’s a crime you just can’t sugar coat.
3. I’ve heard of stealing some dough, but this is ridiculous.

The tale began at 4 a.m. on Wednesday in Carlingford, Australia, near Sydney, when a delivery driver working the night shift stopped his van to made a quick stop at a 7-Eleven.

Closed circuit footage of the scene shows a woman milling around the gas pumps at the attached service station — or “servo” to Australians — and then climbing into the unattended van and driving away.
What makes the story more compelling than a typical opportunistic vehicle theft is the van’s contents: 10,000 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The treats were bound for shops in Newcastle, but instead have now disappeared to parts unknown.

As of Friday, the New South Wales police had not made any arrests, although they are, well, hungry to. The department posted an appeal for help from the public, next to items about a brawl in Warrawong and a missing man from Wagga Wagga. Perhaps unschooled in the ways of clickbait, the police headlined the item, uncreatively, “Appeal for information after van stolen.”

“Our Krispy Kreme team is working to replace the 10,000 stolen doughnuts,” the company’s head of supply chain, Lenny Reddy, reassured N.C.A. Newswire.

Unlike Jean Valjean, who stole a loaf of bread in “Les Miserables” because he was starving, this thief may have been motivated less by an insatiable love of Krispy Kremes than by a chance for an easy van heist. Given that the van was unmarked, it is likely that the cargo was merely a delicious surprise to the culprit.
The haul included both Christmas-themed and classic doughnuts, News.com.au reported.

On the other side of the world last month, a Dunkin’ Donuts truck was stolen in Connecticut, although in that case the thief apparently remained hungry because the doughnuts fell out of the back. There is no indication that the crimes were connected or that an international ring of doughnut thieves is at work.

Reader, please select your own corny final sentence for this article:
1. If an arrest is made, it is expected to be followed by sweet justice leavened with mercy.
2. Perhaps the police will be hunting for someone with a glazed expression.
3. And that’s the hole truth.
 
wtf?


When astronauts return from spacewalks, they often describe unexpected scents similar to burnt steak and spent gunpowder. But why does outer space smell like torched things, and where does this odor come from?

To be clear, space is a near-perfect vacuum. While in space, astronauts protect themselves in spacecraft, spacesuits and space stations, "since direct exposure would, of course, kill them," Ofek Birnholtz, an astrophysicist at Bar-Ilan University in Israel, told Live Science. As such, no one has directly smelled space "and lived to tell the tale," he noted.

Nevertheless, after coming back from outings in the final frontier, astronauts regularly catch a whiff of a unique odor upon removing their helmets, and their compatriots also notice this scent wafting in when the airlock doors are opened.


"Space definitely has a smell that's different than anything else," NASA astronaut Dominic "Tony" Antonelli said after a 2009 spacewalk.

Overall, astronauts often compare the smell of space to "hot metal, burnt meat, burnt cakes, spent gunpowder and welding of metal," according to Steve Pearce, a biochemist and CEO of Omega Ingredients, who combed through astronaut interviews to help him craft a NASA-commissioned scent.
 
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