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More than a "Murder" Mystery...

Crows took over a Silicon Valley city. Officials hope green lasers will get them to leave.​

When Sunnyvale, Calif., Mayor Larry Klein goes out for his morning jog downtown, he is transported into a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 film “The Birds,” in which flocks take over a coastal California town, perch and glare at residents, and go on the attack.

Perhaps the Sunnyvale crows are not quite that sinister — these birds don’t attack people — but they sure are annoying, Klein told The Washington Post in an interview. They perch in trees and squawk in an early dawn cacophony that rouses residents from their sleep. They also poop in great volumes on the sidewalk.

“I'm often running far into the middle of the street just to make sure that I and my dog aren't going through the white sidewalk, which has been coated” in feces, Klein said.

For going on six years, Klein said, the crows have made something of a home in downtown Sunnyvale, a small city in the heart of Silicon Valley, less than an hour’s drive south of San Francisco. At first, the crows numbered in the high dozens. But the group has since swelled to more than 1,000, a number Klein considers a nuisance.

When the birds first appeared, the city hired a falconer to scare them away using a hawk, with limited success, Klein said. The city has also put reflectors in the trees that are supposed to repel the crows. But that, too, has not done much.

“They're very intelligent birds,” Klein said. “I wish we could reason with them to just disperse a little bit.

Instead, the city is taking a different tack: green laser pointers. Starting next week, Klein said, several city workers will head out for two hours around dusk and harass the birds with the lasers, hoping they’ll fly away and roost somewhere else. The team will also carry around a boombox to play distressed crow noises, which may scare the birds. A third measure involves hanging crow effigies in the trees, but Klein acknowledged the crows may soon wise up to the ruse and ignore them.

Klein said the city had not yet calculated the cost of the program, but he said it was much cheaper than the “thousands and thousands of dollars” the city has spent spray-washing crow poop off the sidewalk. The laser pointers cost $20 apiece, he said, and the boombox belongs to a city staffer.

Similar efforts have been attempted in other cities, some with roosts far larger than the one in Sunnyvale. Officials in Trenton, N.J., have employed lasers, pyrotechnics and spotlights to disperse some 20,000 crows that settle downtown each winter, NJ.com reported. In 2014, Penn State University employed a combination of lasers and loud fireworks, attempting to displace the roughly 3,000 crows that roost on campus, though the birds continue to come back, StateCollege.com reported.

Scientists believe crows mainly roost in groups as protection from predators, said Douglas Wacker, an associate professor who studies crows at the University of Washington at Bothell. For one thing, there is “safety in numbers” in roosting together, he said. It can also act as an “early warning system” in which one crow can tell the others if an area is unsafe. Crow roosts can range from several hundred to 2 million, according to the Cornell Lab, and in recent decades, they have taken place in urban areas.

There’s a fairly simple explanation for why crows are flocking to cities, said Kaeli Swift, a postdoctoral wildlife researcher at the University of Washington and an expert on crows.

“People and crows have a lot of overlapping interests in how they like their environment structured,” Swift told The Post. “So any time we cut down intact tracts of forest and replace it with neighborhoods, we are creating a much more appealing environment for a crow.”

Well-lit areas help the birds avert predators, and they build their nests in large trees that dot an urban landscape, Swift said. Crows also like industrial lawns that provide a steady source of bugs to eat, as well as the “predictable garbage buffets” humans provide.

“Downtowns in a town like Sunnyvale are designed for crows,” she said.

Yet Swift expressed wariness about efforts to remove the roosts. Often, the strategies don’t work, she said. And if they do, the effects are rarely permanent.

“The reality here that faces municipalities is that the crows aren't doing something weird,” she said. “This isn't caused by the pandemic. This isn't unusual behavior, which means it's going to happen somewhere.”

Wacker said multiple techniques would probably have to be used “over a longer period of time” for a city to stand a chance at displacing a crow roost. He cited a 2002 study that found lasers alone were ineffective. While the crows in the study flew away when researchers shined the lasers in their direction, the birds returned after 15 minutes.

“If there was a magic bullet to get rid of these crows, somebody would have already known what it was and would be doing it right now,” Wacker said.

There is another solution, he said: “People largely just need to learn to start living with nature versus against nature.”

Swift agreed, noting that it is important for cities to invest in designated green spaces where crows can hang out. She also suggested Sunnyvale might think about making the crows a part of its identity.

Similarly, Wacker referenced a Twitter poll by Sunnyvale’s vice mayor asking if anyone would come to an annual crow festival in the city. Out of 452 votes, more than 87 percent said they would.

“It would probably bring money in,” Wacker said. “People would come and … you could bring in [experts] to give a talk, and it probably would be quite popular.
 
only in Ireland............

:ROFLMAO:



An investigation has begun after claims that the body of a dead man was taken into Irish post office in an attempt to claim his pension.
:LOL::LOL::LOL:



Reports suggest a deceased pensioner was "propped up by two men" as his body was carried into the building in County Carlow, according to the Irish Times.

It said the two men "dropped" the body and fled when staff questioned them.

The Irish Times said it understood that a concerned staff member "enquired about the wellbeing of the man being propped up" when the group approached the post office counter.

The two men fled, dropping the body at the scene and when staff went to check on the elderly man they were shocked to discover he was dead, the paper said.

Irish broadcaster RTÉ reported that earlier on Friday, a man had called in to the post office on Staplestown Road in Carlow and asked to collect a pension on behalf of an elderly man.

That request was refused as staff told him the pensioner had to be present in order to release the money.

A short time later, two men arrived back with a man aged in his 60s who "collapsed" in the post office.

"Detectives are now investigating if the man was already dead when he was brought to the post office," RTÉ said.
 
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only in Ireland............

:ROFLMAO:



An investigation has begun after claims that the body of a dead man was taken into Irish post office in an attempt to claim his pension.


Reports suggest a deceased pensioner was "propped up by two men" as his body was carried into the building in County Carlow, according to the Irish Times.

It said the two men "dropped" the body and fled when staff questioned them.

The Irish Times said it understood that a concerned staff member "enquired about the wellbeing of the man being propped up" when the group approached the post office counter.

The two men fled, dropping the body at the scene and when staff went to check on the elderly man they were shocked to discover he was dead, the paper said.

Irish broadcaster RTÉ reported that earlier on Friday, a man had called in to the post office on Staplestown Road in Carlow and asked to collect a pension on behalf of an elderly man.

That request was refused as staff told him the pensioner had to be present in order to release the money.

A short time later, two men arrived back with a man aged in his 60s who "collapsed" in the post office.

"Detectives are now investigating if the man was already dead when he was brought to the post office," RTÉ said.
Waking Ned Devine…
 
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Unimpressed with the Weber I had. I now have a Lowes CharBroil I got at a seasonal sale for $57 (including my 10% discount.) When the burners and carryovers started to go I was looking into replacing it for about $100 and found that it had a partial warranty. For ten bucks its like new again. I played all of his hits while surfing the net yesteday.
 
Unimpressed with the Weber I had. I now have a Lowes CharBroil I got at a seasonal sale for $57 (including my 10% discount.) When the burners and carryovers started to go I was looking into replacing it for about $100 and found that it had a partial warranty. For ten bucks its like new again. I played all of his hits while surfing the net yesteday.

I'll never buy another one either. I mean, it's a good grill, but I paid four times the price that a comparable grill costs, thinking I was paying a premium for a Made In USA product. Nope, made in China. I can buy a lot of parts and replacement grills for the extra $$$ and still have a Chinese product.
 
Can she see Russia from her sick bed???

Palin’s lawsuit against NY Times delayed after she tests positive for COVID-19​

pressherald.com/2022/01/24/palin-tests-positive-for-covid-19-could-delay-suit-against-ny-times/

By TOM HAYS January 24, 2022

NEW YORK — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s positive tests for the coronavirus have forced the postponement of a civil trial set to start Monday over her defamation claims against The New York Times.
U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff said the trial can begin Feb. 3 if Palin has adequately recovered by then.

Palin, a one-time Republican vice presidential nominee, has had COVID-19 before. She’s urged people not to get vaccinated, telling an audience in Arizona last month that “it will be over my dead body that I’ll have to get a shot.”

When he first announced early Monday that Palin had gotten a positive result from an at-home test, Rakoff said: “She is, of course, unvaccinated.”

He said he would wait to postpone the trial until she completed a test Monday morning. Later, her lawyer reported that a rapid test Monday morning came out positive.

“Since she has tested positive three times, I’m going to assume she’s positive,” the judge said.

Palin, 57, sued the Times in 2017, claiming the Times damaged her reputation with an opinion piece penned by its editorial board that falsely asserted her political rhetoric helped incite the 2011 shooting of then-Arizona U.S. Rep. Gabby Giffords. The newspaper has conceded the initial wording of the editorial was flawed, but not in an intentional or reckless way that made it libelous.

Her case survived an initial dismissal that was reversed on appeal in 2019, setting the stage for a rare instance that a major news organization will have to defend itself before a jury in a libel case involving a major public figure.

It’s presumed that Palin will be the star witness in the civil case, taking the stand to back up accusations that the Times should pay damages for hurting her budding career as a political commentator. There was no response to messages left last week with her lawyers asking if and when she will testify.

Palin sued the Times in 2017, citing the editorial about gun control published after Louisiana U.S. Rep. Steve Scalise, also a Republican, was wounded when a man with a history of anti-GOP activity opened fire on a Congressional baseball team practice in Washington.

In the editorial, the Times wrote that, before the 2011 mass shooting that severely wounded Giffords and killed six others, Palin’s political action committee circulated a map of electoral districts that put Giffords and 19 other Democrats under stylized crosshairs.

In a correction two days later, The Times said the editorial had “incorrectly stated that a link existed between political rhetoric and the 2011 shooting” and that it had “incorrectly described” the map.

The disputed wording had been added to the editorial by James Bennet, then the editorial page editor. At trial, a jury would have to decide whether he acted with “actual malice,” meaning that he knew what he wrote was false, or with “reckless disregard” for the truth.

In pretrial testimony, Bennet cited deadline pressures as he explained that he did not personally research the information about Palin’s political action committee before approving the editorial’s publication. He said he believed the editorial was accurate when it was published.
 
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