It's no longer "Call me Ishmael" on my boat, as I've definitely devolved into a crazed, striper-obsessed Ahab. This metamorphosis probably began 5-7 years ago when my consulting obligations petered off, allowing me to fish just about every day.
To be fair, I've always been obsessed with stripers and have passionately fished for them, at the expense of sleep, health and wealth. However, I've entered a new level of insanity, as yesterday's trip highlighted.
I had taken a relatively inexperienced striper fisherman out in search of his first ever slot fish. Three years ago I was catching striped bass while drifting past his dock in the hood, when he saw me and asked, "Are you catching stripers?" Normally, I'd lie and say "Been fishing all morning and you watched me catch the only striper I've caught in 2 weeks. Ooppps, time to get home.", and taken off for my dock. In a moment of pity, I said, "Yes, been doing well today. I assume that you've been catching." His response floored me, "I've been here for 20 years and have yet to catch one!"
I'm a sucker for "Sacrificial Virgins" so I said, "Well, let's fix that up right now, hop on board!" and took him out to catch his first, giving him some lures and pointers. Since then we've fished a few times and he's one of the few people I text when there are local blitzes. Even with the influx of larger fish the past 2 years, John had yet to catch a slot fish, so once again, pity motivated me to take him to my fail safe Keepah Korner yesterday.
Well during our trip yesterday, which was successful in that he finally got his first keeper, while we were fishing I watched in incredulous horror when he swatted a mosquito. Now you're probably wondering what's wrong with that? It was HORRIBLY WRONG in my opinion because while swatting, there was a bass swirling at his popper and he had to STOP his retrieve to swat at the bug at the expense of catching a fish!! Doesn't that qualify as a "hanging crime" or have I just gone off the deep end and may find myself yelling things like, Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering fish; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!!
What do you think, is all hope lost for me???
To be fair, I've always been obsessed with stripers and have passionately fished for them, at the expense of sleep, health and wealth. However, I've entered a new level of insanity, as yesterday's trip highlighted.
I had taken a relatively inexperienced striper fisherman out in search of his first ever slot fish. Three years ago I was catching striped bass while drifting past his dock in the hood, when he saw me and asked, "Are you catching stripers?" Normally, I'd lie and say "Been fishing all morning and you watched me catch the only striper I've caught in 2 weeks. Ooppps, time to get home.", and taken off for my dock. In a moment of pity, I said, "Yes, been doing well today. I assume that you've been catching." His response floored me, "I've been here for 20 years and have yet to catch one!"
I'm a sucker for "Sacrificial Virgins" so I said, "Well, let's fix that up right now, hop on board!" and took him out to catch his first, giving him some lures and pointers. Since then we've fished a few times and he's one of the few people I text when there are local blitzes. Even with the influx of larger fish the past 2 years, John had yet to catch a slot fish, so once again, pity motivated me to take him to my fail safe Keepah Korner yesterday.
Well during our trip yesterday, which was successful in that he finally got his first keeper, while we were fishing I watched in incredulous horror when he swatted a mosquito. Now you're probably wondering what's wrong with that? It was HORRIBLY WRONG in my opinion because while swatting, there was a bass swirling at his popper and he had to STOP his retrieve to swat at the bug at the expense of catching a fish!! Doesn't that qualify as a "hanging crime" or have I just gone off the deep end and may find myself yelling things like, Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering fish; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!!
What do you think, is all hope lost for me???