Butcher Gloves

[BennyV]

Porgy bones can cause a very nasty infection

Seen a lot over the years. Never forget about 10 years ago I was working on the island current. One of the mates threw a porgy to my. I caught it and a spine hit my thumb. About 3 weeks later I’m eating ribs and saw my napkin get caught on something when I was cleaning my hands. Went home and pulled out a spine about an inch long that was broken off in the corner of my thumb. Crazy stuff.

 

[cany]

Oh, I thought I might be??

Me too Dang that sucks

 

[JoeBfishing]

Me too Dang that sucks

You don’t like me very much, do you??

 

[CELLFISH]

There’s gonna be some type of competition “ Butcher Show “ coming up in a few weeks on the History channel... cellfish...
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Hey JoeB, History Channel ‘ May 22 “ those gonna be Alligators, Beef, Wild Hogs, etc,,, cellie...

 

[cany]

You don’t like me very much, do you??

What cha mean??

 

[CELLFISH]

Hey JoeB, History Channel ‘ May 22 “ those gonna be Alligators, Beef, Wild Hogs, etc,,, cellie...

That competition BUTCHER show is on tonight 10:00 History Channel... cellie...

 

[JoeBfishing]

I hope you look for me? I’ve butchered an alligator back in74. Caught it as a pet in the Everglades. My dumbass big brother was toying with it and got too close. The 4 footer clamped down on his fingers and wouldn’t let go. My brother was screaming bloody murder as he was trying everything to pry open his mouth.
He finally slid down the bank of the canal and into the water. When the gator felt the water is when he let go to escape, but my brother was furious with pain and almost chopped off fingers, that he grabbed the thing by the tail and whip it up onto the bank. He then proceeded to stomp it’s head down to the size of a garbage can lid!
My friend n I were trying our best to push him off it but, we ended up being thrown in the canal for our efforts.
Damn, what are we going to do now?
My brother says...we going to eat it!! Hand to God!??tail!

 

[CELLFISH]

I hope you look for me? I’ve butchered an alligator back in74. Caught it as a pet in the Everglades. My dumbass big brother was toying with it and got too close. The 4 footer clamped down on his fingers and wouldn’t let go. My brother was screaming bloody murder as he was trying everything to pry open his mouth.
He finally slid down the bank of the canal and into the water. When the gator felt the water is when he let go to escape, but my brother was furious with pain and almost chopped off fingers, that he grabbed the thing by the tail and whip it up onto the bank. He then proceeded to stomp it’s head down to the size of a garbage can lid!
My friend n I were trying our best to push him off it but, we ended up being thrown in the canal for our efforts.
Damn, what are we going to do now?
My brother says...we going to eat it!! Hand to God!??tail!

Funny Stuff there, they say there’s gonna b an ostrich too... cellie...

 

[JoeBfishing]

Do you want to hear about the ostrich we once...?

 

[CELLFISH]

escaped from da Miami Zoo... cellie...

 

[JoeBfishing]

Crandon Park Zoo

 

[cany]

I hope you look for me? I’ve butchered an alligator back in74. Caught it as a pet in the Everglades. My dumbass big brother was toying with it and got too close. The 4 footer clamped down on his fingers and wouldn’t let go. My brother was screaming bloody murder as he was trying everything to pry open his mouth.
He finally slid down the bank of the canal and into the water. When the gator felt the water is when he let go to escape, but my brother was furious with pain and almost chopped off fingers, that he grabbed the thing by the tail and whip it up onto the bank. He then proceeded to stomp it’s head down to the size of a garbage can lid!
My friend n I were trying our best to push him off it but, we ended up being thrown in the canal for our efforts.
Damn, what are we going to do now?
My brother says...we going to eat it!! Hand to God!??tail!

Got pics??

 

[CELLFISH]

 

[cany]

They didnt have gloves on

 

[JoeBfishing]

Got pics??

No, my i phone just ran out of battery...

 

[JoeBfishing]

That’s me in the center n my big brother to the right. That’s the red neck now in the pic below! The snake is a large Indigo I caught behind my elementary school in the woods. Hialeah Florida. Teachers were like WTF!!

 

[cany]

Ok what the F does that have to do with the alligator tale?

 

[CELLFISH]

Hey JoeB, what’s the analysis so far.?

 

[JoeBfishing]

I was noticing none of them wearing butcher gloves. I got as far as the cutting up the pig. Funny the butcher named Hoey was the first to get axed. Shut up General!

 

[JoeBfishing]

Ok what the F does that have to do with the alligator tale?

Oh snap Cellie. I just notice you liked this reply.. thanks.?