the "Headline That Caught My Attention or the WTF" thread

[wader]

Don - you do realize that's satire - right?

 

[Old Mud]

Duh, No. Whatcha talkin about Willis ??

 

[wader]

Duh, No. Whatcha talkin about Willis ??

the site publishes satire - that wasn't a real article

 

[Old Mud]

the site publishes satire - that wasn't a real article

Oh Snap !! you ruined my day.

 

[Old Mud]

Larry, i suppose your going to tell me this is fake news also ??

. Philippines: Mermaid enthusiast accidentally harpooned to death by local fishermen

 

[Roccus7]

Never quite thought of this new "challenge", but it does make sense...

1.5 Million Packages a Day: The Internet Brings Chaos to N.Y. Streets

 

[wader]

Larry, i suppose your going to tell me this is fake news also ??

. Philippines: Mermaid enthusiast accidentally harpooned to death by local fishermen

World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Wikipedia

 

[Roccus7]

Some people CANNOT let nature runs its course...

Prosthetic leg sought for duck after fox attack

 

[Old Mud]

World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Wikipedia

Sigh. Technology is ruining my world.

 

[Old Mud]

Some people CANNOT let nature runs its course...

Prosthetic leg sought for duck after fox attack

LMAO !!! See, this is Real news.
Where the Hell have we gone wrong ??

Why the hell would he make a prosthetic leg free for a Duck and charge a friend (Human) $6,300. for someone who could help make this a better World. Guess i just don't understand.

 

[wader]

seriously???

Two Maryland men got into a fight over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. One of them was stabbed to death, police say

A 28-year-old man in Maryland was stabbed to death on Monday night in a fight "related to the release" of Popeyes chicken sandwich, police said.

www.yahoo.com

 

[movetheboat]

MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING
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MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING
According to WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News, a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotWITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotOFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN
Pittsburgh’s Action News reported that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

 

[Roccus7]

MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING
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photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot

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MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING
According to WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News, a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotWITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotOFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN
Pittsburgh’s Action News reported that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

Like I always tell the Admiral when she asks me to do something that's going to take "only an hour", "I said I wanted to go fishing at in 30 min NOT not on a whim, but because the tide is primo at where I want to fish at THAT time!!"

 

[movetheboat]

BRAINDEAD MOFOS

Poll: 62% of Trump fans say they support him no matter what
BY OWEN DAUGHERTY - 11/05/19 01:59 PM EST

Poll: 62% of Trump fans say they support him no matter what

 

[Old Mud]

seriously???

Two Maryland men got into a fight over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. One of them was stabbed to death, police say

A 28-year-old man in Maryland was stabbed to death on Monday night in a fight "related to the release" of Popeyes chicken sandwich, police said.

www.yahoo.com

Hey WAIT, are you below the Mason Dixon line ??

 

[Old Mud]

MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING
Advertisement

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot

Advertisement
MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING
According to WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News, a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotWITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.

photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshotOFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN
Pittsburgh’s Action News reported that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

Well maybe he was tying flies and crashed. Then as fishing was on his bucket list,well you know.

 

[wader]

Hey WAIT, are you below the Mason Dixon line ??

yes sir - Down in Dixie

 

[Old Mud]

yes sir - Down in Dixie

Nuff said !!

 

[wader]

Nuff said !!

about 30 miles south of the line

 

[wader]

Russian historian pulled from St Petersburg river with backpack containing woman's severed arms

Historian Oleg Sokolov was pulled from the River Moyka in St Petersburg with a backpack containing a woman's severed arms.

www.yahoo.com