the "Headline That Caught My Attention or the WTF" thread

[wader]

Semen Actually Has Some Surprising Health Benefits

When it comes to oral sex, pleasure is seen as the primary fundamental benefit for you and your partner (provided y’all are both into oral). But did you know that, for those of you who have penises or sleep with partners with penises, there’s some extra health benefits that come from getting off...

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[wader]

One arrested after family argument over toilet paper turns physical

A 26-year-old Saugus man was in custody Tuesday night on suspicion of punching his mother during a fight over the family's toilet paper supply.

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[wader]

Thanks to the coronavirus, there’s a massive chicken wing surplus in the United States

The NCAA tournament is one of the biggest sporting events of the year for chicken wing sales. Without it, there is now an excess of chicken wings across the country.

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[wader]

Sterling silver toilet paper earrings 2020 best gift

This is the most memorable gift of 2020 Description Polymer clay earrings and not heavy.The ear wire (hook part) consists of 50% sterling silver to minimize irritation. These are approximately 2.5 "from the top of the hook to the bottom of the toilet paper. Toilet paper is approximately 0.6"...

ceramimi.com

 

[Old Mud]

100's. Someone is going to make a million !!!
Oh wait, is it just USA that hoards TP? or is the rest of the world as lame ?

 

[wader]

The Beatles' handwritten 'Hey Jude' lyrics sell for $910,000 at auction

Artist Paul McCartney's handwritten lyrics to The Beatles' hit song "Hey Jude" sold for $910,000 (734,641 pounds) on Friday, nine times its original estimate, auction house Julien's Auctions said. A vintage bass drumhead with The Beatles' logo that was used during the English band's first North...

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[wader]

freakin' hysterical piece of writing & a true story .............

French Fighter Jet Joy Ride Goes Très, Très Wrong

A French defense contractor riding in a Dassault fighter learned the hard way that the grab bar next to his seat was actually the ejection handle.

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[Aquarius]

That is absolutely hysterical. Only in France.

 

[jpd]

freakin' hysterical piece of writing & a true story .............

I subscribe to C&D - got their writing vibe right away from the article - very funny!

 

[jpd]

Maryland police remind residents to wear pants to mailbox: 'This is your final warning'

 

[Chevy1]

Brooklyn man allegedly disemboweled dad, cut off body parts - NewsBreak

A Brooklyn man holed up in the house with his father during the coronavirus outbreak was arrested Wednesday for allegedly knifing and “badly mutilating” his dad, including by disemboweling him, police and sources...

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[wader]

Maryland police remind residents to wear pants to mailbox: 'This is your final warning'

people be gettin' a bit too casual................

 

[wader]

Land O'Lakes Removing Native American Woman From Packaging After 92 Years

Photos of members of the farmer-owned cooperative will replace the logo used since 1928.

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The Grand Forks Tribune noted that many Native people, including North Dakota state Rep. Ruth Buffalo (D), have called the woman’s image racist. Buffalo told the paper the image goes “hand-in-hand with human and sex trafficking of our women and girls.… by depicting Native women as sex objects.”

Say What!!?!???

 

[wader]

'Alien comet' visitor has weird composition

The first known comet to visit us from another star system has an unusual make-up.

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[wader]

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un in 'Grave' Condition After Surgery: Reports

The North Korean leader's health was first called into question when he did not appear for the country's April 15th holiday

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[jpd]

Who knows - that part of the world is a bit too secretive.
CNN report...lol

South Korea says North Korea's Kim is not seriously ill: Yonhap

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was not seriously ill, South Korea's Yonhap news agency said citing a government official on Tuesday, contradicting a CNN report he was in "grave danger" after a surgery.

www.reuters.com

 

[Roccus7]

Shades of SNL, "Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead"...

 

[Tigashrk]

Wishing him a speedy recovery!! Straight to hell!! Hope it was painful!

 

[wader]

High-Seas Energy Fight Off Malaysia Draws U.S., Chinese Warships

(Bloomberg) -- Malaysia’s push to explore energy blocks off its coast has turned into a five-nation face off involving U.S. and Chinese warships, raising the risk of a direct confrontation as broader tensions grow between the world’s biggest economies.The episode began in December, when...

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[wader]

Scientists Note Asteroid Approaching Earth Looks Like It’s Wearing A Face Mask

1998 OR2 appears to know the planet is facing the coronavirus pandemic, researchers joked.

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