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Just finished the lawn's first "trim". The equipment failures, both mine and theirs were pretty funny.
  • Took out the walk behind and started it. Ran for 5 seconds and died, "WTF??? I had you running for 10 minutes 2 weeks ago!!!" Ignition cable snapped, the one that doesn't let the damn thing run without you holding down a lever, another Darwin Award defeating thing that sane people have to contend with.

  • Hopped on the Zero Turn and started cutting.
    • Hmmmm, not cutting much - IDIOT, you forgot to lower the mower deck!!!
    • Lower the mower deck: Hmmmm, still not cutting much - Looks like the shop reset your cutting height from you 3.5" to 4.5 inches
    • Hey, look at that, I'm actually cutting things...
 

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