Just finished an all day chore of booking a bunch of airline tickets, Jedi Master Level.  We had some credits on one airline and after spending a long time booking a flight, when I want to use the credits I find out that I could only use 1 credit per booking number, so I had to nuke that and start all over again booking me and my wife separately.  What a friggin cluster!!
But I did have some comic relief, in the middle of this my cell rings and I answered without checking the number.  I immediately knew it was a scam as there was a long delay before I hear, "This is Officer somebody from US Customs and Border Security..."  I immediately blurted out "You're FULL OF SHIT!!" and hung up.  Gee, he didn't call back, wonder why...