the "What are you doing NOW" thread (part deux)

[Chevy1]

quite a bit of damage - you sure the termites have been terminated?

Absolutely ??

 

[Capt13]

Removing my siding in the front of the house to repair old termite damage ?

Am I seeing that right? Sill plate is gone ?

 

[Chevy1]

Am I seeing that right? Sill plate is gone ?

1/2 way through

 

[Capt13]

I guess you might have to set up a jack and beam to raise up the floor joists to fix ?

 

[Chevy1]

I guess you might have to set up a jack and beam to raise up the floor joists to fix ?

Hopefully not we shall see

 

[CELLFISH]

News off, Pandora on., ???

REPETE... cellie...

 

[wader]

dealing with a lawyer........................

 

[BennyV]

dealing with a lawyer........................

For what?

What do you call 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

 

[Chinacat]

For what?

What do you call 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

a Great start!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roccus7]

For what?

What do you call 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

Water pollution!!

 

[wader]

For what?

Stepfather's Estate

 

[BennyV]

Stepfather's Estate

Ahhhh

 

[wader]

Ahhhh

see you got your moderator badge back.............

 

[BennyV]

see you got your moderator badge back.............

Yes sir. Gotta bring some law to the lawlessness. ???

 

[JoeBfishing]

What’s the difference between a dead lawyer and dead snake laying in the middle of the road?

 

[Roccus7]

What’s the difference between a dead lawyer and dead snake laying in the middle of the road?

There are brake marks in front of the snake...

 

[JoeBfishing]

Almost...It’s the length...of the skid marks!!?

 

[WhatKnot]

Two classic Law Firms.

Milkum, Bilkum & Fleeceum

Dewey, Cheatum &Howe

 

[BennyV]

You ever smell moth balls?

 

[Roccus7]

Almost...It’s the length...of the skid marks!!?

I must respectfully disagree since there would be NO SKID MARKS leading up to the lawyer!!

At least that's they way I heard it when it was the difference between a dead lawyer and dog lying in the road... ? ?? I do like the snake switch.