Like I said - what was the point?
Trump's address lurched from nuclear weapons to his love of gold-edged stationery and Biden’s stair-related clumsiness.
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President
Donald Trump summoned hundreds of U.S. generals and admirals to Quantico, Virginia on Tuesday and, following a takedown of DEI by Secretary of War
Pete Hegseth, launched into a
freewheeling address.
Throughout, the president offered his view on subjects ranging from nuclear weapons, to his love of gold-edged stationery, to the care he takes on the stairs, having witnessed the price of former President
Joe Biden’s own struggles with them.
Here are the wildest digressions from the speech:
1. The Other “N-Word”
Never one for understatement, Trump told his audience he had quietly parked a nuclear submarine — or maybe two — off the Russian coast before veering into a lecture about the two “n-words” you just can’t say.
2. Trump’s Gold-Plated Paper Chase
For Trump, commissioning a general must involve “big, beautiful, firm paper” with extra gold trim, not “garbage.”
3. Signature Moves
The stationery tangent segued, naturally, into Trump’s adoration of his own handwriting.
Biden, he said, outsourced most of that work to the autopen — a machine which, in Trump’s telling, scrawled a “much better” signature than the former president himself:
4. Obligatory Nobel Prize Snub
Boasting of brokering peace deals from South Asia to Africa, Trump explained why he deserves the Nobel Prize, why doesn’t want it, and why he’ll never get it.
5. Trump’s Fifth Favorite Word
Trump then turned to what he said moves him most: tariffs. Once his “favorite word in the English dictionary,” tariffs now rank only fifth — somewhere below God and family, but still above most things.
From his lips:
6. A Staircase Philosophy — ‘Be Cool’
Trump also offered a
meditation on using the stairs. America, he said, is “respected again,” unlike under Joe Biden, who was “falling down stairs every day.” One thing the president admired about
Barack Obama, meanwhile, was that he could “bop down” steps like
Fred Astaire. Trump, however, insisted he prefers to take it slow: