the "Headline That Caught My Attention or the WTF" thread

One has to remember that birds are direct descendants of T. rex... I'm thinking they might consider honor the deceased with a Jumbo Chicken cookout at his funeral??

Florida man killed by flightless bird he kept on farm
pressherald.com/2019/04/14/4389154/

By Kayla Epstein The Washington PostApril 15, 2019

A Florida man was killed on Friday by what ornithologists say is an extremely dangerous bird. It was a cassowary – an enormous, flightless bird around which even experienced zookeepers take precautions.

He raised the animal on his farm, along with other exotic birds, authorities said.
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A cassowary roams the Daintree National Forest in Australia. Cassowaries are similar to emus, stand up to 6 feet tall and weigh up to 130 pounds.Associated Press/Wilson Ring

The man, who police identified as Marvin Hajos, 75, owned the farm where the cassowary was located and the altercation took place. Emergency medical workers responded to a call about 10 a.m. Friday at a farm near Alachua, Florida, according to Lt. Josh Crews of the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office.

Hajos fell, they said, and the bird attacked him, injuring him severely. He was transported to the hospital, where he died.

Authorities are investigating the circumstances that led to his death.

A woman who identified herself as Hajos’ fiance told The Gainesville Sun “he was doing what he loved.”

The bird has been secured, authorities said. The Sheriff’s Office said they may coordinate with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission as the investigation moves forward. The FWC identifies cassowaries as “Class II Wildlife,” which can “pose a danger to people.” The commission requires a permit for the sale, public exhibition, or possession of these animals.

Cassowaries, of which there are three species, are native to the tropics of Queensland, Australia and New Guinea. They are a relative of ostriches, emus and rheas. Thick black feathers cover their bodies, from which a cobalt blue and vibrant red neck protrudes, leading to a head adorned with a keratin “casque,” or crest.

What makes them dangerous are their feet. Three toes have pointed nails, the most dangerous of which is the middle, which ends in a veritable dagger several inches long.
“If you were kicked by a cassowary with that nail, it would do a lot of damage to you,” said Eric Slovak, assistant curator of birds at the National Zoo in Washington. “You would wind up in the hospital for sure.”

Cassowaries, while dangerous, tend to be reclusive, Slovak said. In the wild, they hide deep in the rain forests, but they occasionally encounter humans when they come across a road or a neighborhood.

“It’s just kind of a big, 200-pound, 6-foot bird roaming around eating fruit all day,” Slovak said.

The National Zoo’s cassowaries are on loan while their enclosures are remodeled, but when they lived at the zoo, Slovak said they took serious precautions with the birds. Their enclosures were built with doors and gates to separate them from the humans who needed to enter.

“At no time, ever, do we ever go in with the cassowary,” he said. “Not because they’re mean, but because we know how dangerous they could be if they got spooked for any reason.”
“I would not understand why anyone would want to keep a cassowary as a pet,” Slovak added.

There have been a handful of frightful encounters with the birds, mostly in their native Australia, though the last known death happened back in 1926, according to Smithsonian Magazine. In a 1999 study, Christopher Kofron of the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service tallied 221 cassowary attacks in that Australian state, and 150 were on humans.

Kofron noted that the attacks tend to happen “every year” and that the birds most frequently attacked when they were expecting to be fed by a human, or when they were defending themselves, their food or their offspring.

In 2012, an Australian tourist named Dennis Ward was kicked off a cliff into a body of water by a cassowary when he and his family were visiting Babinda Boulders in Queensland. “It just came straight up to me, decided to pick on me for some reason, I don’t know what for,” Ward told The Cairns Post.

“Next thing, thump, I copped a boot in the back and I was tumbling down the bank,” Ward said. “It was pretty high, about 7 foot. I hit this ledge near the bottom and bounced off into the drink.”
 
"One has to remember that birds are direct descendants of T. rex.. "

Hey, Wait !! I'm a direct descendant of a whaler but you don't see going around Harpooning the wright whales up here. ER i mean kicking everyone. :giggle:.

Anyway, i like this statement. "A woman who identified herself as Hajos’ fiance told The Gainesville Sun “he was doing what he loved.” Yeah, he must have just Loved getting kicked in the shins !!. And he bought the farm doing so. Now She has the farm. :p

Wonder if they really do taste like chicken ??
 
Velociraptor was no bigger than a wolf and with its feathers it bore a very bird-like appearance that would make it all the more different from the films, being more akin to a flightless hawk. It had a long claw ("terrible claw") on the second toe of both feet, 8 cm (3 in) long, which was probably used as a weapon, plunging into the flesh of victims and causing deep wounds.

What makes them dangerous are their feet. Three toes have pointed nails, the most dangerous of which is the middle, which ends in a veritable dagger several inches long.

“If you were kicked by a cassowary with that nail, it would do a lot of damage to you,” said Eric Slovak, assistant curator of birds at the National Zoo in Washington. “You would wind up in the hospital for sure.”

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Sounds more like a raptor ( Velociraptor) then a T Rex.
 
McDonald’s guard shoots naked man who attacked 88-year-old customer
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A 29-year-old man was fatally shot by a McDonald’s security guard Sunday afternoon after causing chaos at two neighboring fast food restaurants.

According to a statement from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department obtained by Yahoo Lifestyle, the suspect crashed his car into a Carl’s Jr. restaurant in Palmdale, Calif. By the time officers arrived on the scene, the man had fled the vehicle and run across the street to a nearby McDonald’s, taking off all his clothes in the process.

Armed with a knife, the unidentified man ran into the McDonald’s, where he stabbed an elderly customer, described by local affiliate KCAL 9 as an 88-year-old man dining with his grandson. Authorities say the man is in stable condition.

The assailant then exited the restaurant, attacking a guard employed by McDonald’s on his way out. The guard responded by shooting him in the upper torso. The suspect, described as a Hispanic male, was taken to a local hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
 
Pig brains ‘brought back to life’ four hours after death in disturbing experiment
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In a morbid experiment which raises questions about the barrier between life and death, scientists have ‘revived’ pig brains hours after slaughter.
The researchers found that cell death could be halted, and connections in the brain could be restored, even after death.

But the thirty-two pig brains collected from an abbatoir showed no signs of consciousness, the researchers said.
The Yale team use pumps, heaters, and bags of artificial blood at body temperature to keep the brains alive.


Researchers found working synapses – connections between brain cells – and a normal response to drugs. This all happened 10 hours after ‘death’ – although EEG scans of the brain showed no signs of consciousness.
 
Pig brains ‘brought back to life’ four hours after death in disturbing experiment
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In a morbid experiment which raises questions about the barrier between life and death, scientists have ‘revived’ pig brains hours after slaughter.
The researchers found that cell death could be halted, and connections in the brain could be restored, even after death.

But the thirty-two pig brains collected from an abbatoir showed no signs of consciousness, the researchers said.
The Yale team use pumps, heaters, and bags of artificial blood at body temperature to keep the brains alive.


Researchers found working synapses – connections between brain cells – and a normal response to drugs. This all happened 10 hours after ‘death’ – although EEG scans of the brain showed no signs of consciousness.


Woooooaoaahhh there, hope the lonely,s down at Yale don't start putting them in humans !! (You know how they are). Geez ya might get a woodie just walking past a Mud bog. :eek: :)
 
Pig brains ‘brought back to life’ four hours after death in disturbing experiment
:oops:

In a morbid experiment which raises questions about the barrier between life and death, scientists have ‘revived’ pig brains hours after slaughter.
The researchers found that cell death could be halted, and connections in the brain could be restored, even after death.

But the thirty-two pig brains collected from an abbatoir showed no signs of consciousness, the researchers said.
The Yale team use pumps, heaters, and bags of artificial blood at body temperature to keep the brains alive.


Researchers found working synapses – connections between brain cells – and a normal response to drugs. This all happened 10 hours after ‘death’ – although EEG scans of the brain showed no signs of consciousness.
This is not good, who knows where this can go to ?
 
This is not good, who knows where this can go to ?

Don't read too much into this General, it's sensational journalism at its finest, but what can one expect from Yahoo??

From a scientific point of view it's all very interesting and IMO not terribly surprising. Bottom line is Igor et al. will not be raiding the cemeteries anytime soon...

Here's a far better summary of the experiment from the NY Times, which has the more accurate headline of:

‘Partly Alive’: Scientists Revive Cells in Brains From Dead Pigs


The brains did not regain anything resembling consciousness: There were no signs indicating coordinated electrical signaling, necessary for higher functions like awareness and intelligence.

But in an experimental treatment, blood vessels in the pigs’ brains began functioning, flowing with a blood substitute, and certain brain cells regained metabolic activity, even responding to drugs. When the researchers tested slices of treated brain tissue, they discovered electrical activity in some neurons.

The work is very preliminary and has no immediate implications for treatment of brain injuries in humans. But the idea that parts of the brain may be recoverable after death, as conventionally defined, contradicts everything medical science believes about the organ and poses metaphysical riddles.
 
Norway thinks it captured a Beluga whale that was spying for Russia
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Russia may be resorting to more unconventional methods of espionage these days, dragooning Mother Nature into helping the country extend its spying capabilities. That’s what Norway officials think, at any rate, after the capture of a Beluga whale that was wearing a strange Russian harness — presumably that a GoPro could fit into — that didn’t seem to be related to scientific work.

Norwegian fisherman came across the whale off Norway’s northern coast last week, according to local news reports. The whale seemed unusually tame and relaxed around humans, with Norwegian officials ultimately concluding — there may be a somewhat nefarious reason for that. The reason being, the whale has spent a lot of time around elements of the Russian military.

A BBC report quotes a Norwegian biologist who explained that the harness — which was found to be wrapped tight around the whale’s head and included a pouch to hold a GoPro camera — was not something that Russian scientists would typically use. The biologist, professor Audun Rikardsen, said he’d been told that by a Russian colleague. Also raising a red flag — the fact that Russia has a naval base in the area where the whale was found.

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Norway thinks it captured a Beluga whale that was spying for Russia
:oops:


Russia may be resorting to more unconventional methods of espionage these days, dragooning Mother Nature into helping the country extend its spying capabilities. That’s what Norway officials think, at any rate, after the capture of a Beluga whale that was wearing a strange Russian harness — presumably that a GoPro could fit into — that didn’t seem to be related to scientific work.

Norwegian fisherman came across the whale off Norway’s northern coast last week, according to local news reports. The whale seemed unusually tame and relaxed around humans, with Norwegian officials ultimately concluding — there may be a somewhat nefarious reason for that. The reason being, the whale has spent a lot of time around elements of the Russian military.

A BBC report quotes a Norwegian biologist who explained that the harness — which was found to be wrapped tight around the whale’s head and included a pouch to hold a GoPro camera — was not something that Russian scientists would typically use. The biologist, professor Audun Rikardsen, said he’d been told that by a Russian colleague. Also raising a red flag — the fact that Russia has a naval base in the area where the whale was found.

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Old news, and we've been doing the same thing for years ;)

Military dolphins
 
Talk about never knowing what hit you.... ?
You could have rushed thru the lights just to wind up right under that, fate is fickle.

 
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